#4: All Day? No Way!
This poor Chinese restaurant has seen some things if this is the kind of permanent sign they have on their window. They were driven to the point of having to clarify that an “all you can eat” buffet does not mean that customers can stay and eat all day long. Yikes. Did they really get customers who tried to stay for four hours and multiple meals?
An “all-you-can-eat” buffet is already pretty generous. Customers shouldn’t be trying to cheat the system in order to get even more food. Whatever happened to taking home leftovers? Our favorite line of this sign is, “You eat– you go home.” Ain’t that the truth! No one likes a moocher.