#23: Cilantro Haters, Unite!
Some people hate cilantro. It’s the truth. Before you cilantro lovers begin to judge these people, it’s important to realize that the reason they may hate it so much is probably genetic. Some people are born with a gene that makes cilantro taste like soap. It’s tragic, we know. Chipotle sympathizes with these poor souls.
They created a special parking sign for cilantro haters that allows them to park right up front. According to the sign, “It’s the least we can do.” That’s very kind of Chipotle. Some people will never know the joy of biting into a cilantro-laden burrito. These people deserve some good things in life, like a shorter walk into their favorite restaurant.