45 Hilarious Times People Came Across Signs So Unhinged, They Had to Take a Picture

Some businesses are cash only, while others are card only. This place does not discriminate. In fact, they seem to accept anything and everything under the sun as a form of payment. Out of cash? Credit or debit is fine. Your card got declined? They’ll take pure gold or uranium, too. 

If all else fails, you can dip into your inventory of goats or psychedelics. If you want to leave a tip, consider a goat on shrooms. Despite this comprehensive list of payment options, we are left with one burning question. Do they accept crypto? We don’t see it on this list, but it’s worth an ask, right?