#2: Fair Point
Okay, I must admit, I used to believe this. But then again, I also used to think that the moon was made of cheese, so I’m not exactly the brightest bulb in the box. The truth is, dropping a penny from a skyscraper won’t even come close to puncturing someone’s skull.

In fact, the penny would bounce harmlessly off the ground like a boring game of Plinko. If you drop a penny from a skyscraper and it doesn’t hurt anyone, that means you just wasted a perfectly good penny. And who wants to do that? Certainly not me – give me all the money!