Ho, Ho, Ho: The Wholesome, Inappropriate and Wild Requests Mall Santas Have Heard from Kids

Well, this Santa request is super weird. One storyteller was acting as Santa at a local mall one year. The weirdest request he got was from a kid who wanted him (Santa) to make a kid with his mom. Woah, there. That’s moving pretty fast, don’t you think? The reasoning behind this kid’s request was that he wanted to be related to Santa.

Having Santa as your stepdad doesn’t sound like a bad setup, to be fair. Now that we think about it, asking Santa to fall in love with their mom was actually kind of genius. Is it weird? Sure. But we totally get where this kid was coming from. He loved Santa so much, so bringing him into the fold of his family was the logical next step.