Ho, Ho, Ho: The Wholesome, Inappropriate and Wild Requests Mall Santas Have Heard from Kids

Some kids are truly diabolical. This storyteller was hired to act as Santa for a holiday party. He was busy getting wishlists from all the kids at the party when this little girl asked for the most deranged Christmas gift ever. She wanted a whistle so that she could wake up her mom in the middle of the night and scare her.

Our Santa storyteller must have looked over to the mom in question and seen the exhausted look of defeat in her eyes. He simply informed her that asking for something like this would put her on the Naughty list. Now, calling a little girl a “little gremlin” is quite a risk. Especially if you’re pretending to be Santa. Thankfully, the mom started cracking up.