Ho, Ho, Ho: The Wholesome, Inappropriate and Wild Requests Mall Santas Have Heard from Kids

This story comes from someone who remembers their sister asking for the most savage thing possible one year. Our storyteller, her sister, and their mom visited Santa at the mall. When her sister’s turn came around, she asked for a mommy for Christmas. This was a weird request, seeing as they were there with their literal mom.

We can’t help but wonder where this wish came from. Maybe our storyteller’s sister was really upset with their mom that day. She speculated that there were plenty of “unnecessary tears shed that night,” implying that her mom was legitimately upset. Yikes! It’s not easy being a mom, especially when your daughter drags you in front of Santa.