Ho, Ho, Ho: The Wholesome, Inappropriate and Wild Requests Mall Santas Have Heard from Kids

There are times in life when we encounter a little kid that seems more demonic than anything. We don’t mean that to be rude. It’s just the truth! This person’s uncle used to work as a mall Santa and he remembers this one little girl who was super creepy. It take a lot for a little kid to be considered “creepy,” so it must have been pretty bad.

This creepy little girl wanted Santa to grant her the gift of power. She said she wanted everyone to bow down to her for Christmas. That seems like a pretty normal request from a pretty normal little kid, right? We don’t know about you, but we’re pretty scared of this kid. We bet Santa was, too.