Ho, Ho, Ho: The Wholesome, Inappropriate and Wild Requests Mall Santas Have Heard from Kids

Sibling rivalries can get pretty intense. If you have a younger sibling, we’re sure you understand. This storyteller’s grandpa used to work as a mall Santa for fun, and he always recounted this particular story because it was so hilarious. One year, he had a kid ask him to take his little brother away because he was “annoying.”

This little boy didn’t ask for any presents. He just wanted his little brother out of the picture. We’re sensing some deep-seated rivalry or resentment here. Even so, it’s a pretty funny Christmas wish. We’ve all felt the same way at one point or another, to be sure. We just don’t say it out loud because we’re “mature” adults.