Ho, Ho, Ho: The Wholesome, Inappropriate and Wild Requests Mall Santas Have Heard from Kids

This tale comes directly from a mall Santa who was put in a pretty awkward situation. The mom of a little girl wanted to know what her daughter wanted for Christmas. The thing was, her daughter wasn’t telling her. So, she asked Santa to let her know after their conversation was over. The thinking was that this kid would definitely tell Santa what she wanted, even if she didn’t want to tell her mom.

Boy, did this little girl tell Santa what she really wanted for Christmas. With a totally straight face, she told Santa that she wanted makeup and, uh, a full-grown chest. The mall Santa was then put in the awkward situation of telling this girl’s mother her totally inappropriate Christmas wishlist. Way to make it weird, kid.