Ho, Ho, Ho: The Wholesome, Inappropriate and Wild Requests Mall Santas Have Heard from Kids

This storyteller used to work as a mall Santa. He must have been pretty convincing because one year, he had a little girl ask for a single strand of his hair. What in the world this little girl wanted his hair for, we have no idea. But she was apparently convinced of his true identity and wanted his DNA to prove it.

Unphased, our storyteller went one step further and gave her three strands of his hair. We love when people go above and beyond. We have a sneaking suspicion that this little girl was planning some sort of Santa-related spell. Maybe she needed his hair to finish her ritual and get all the presents of her dreams that year.