Ho, Ho, Ho: The Wholesome, Inappropriate and Wild Requests Mall Santas Have Heard from Kids

Little kids almost always look up to their parents. Whether it’s mom or dad, they want to be exactly like them in every way. This storyteller worked a mall Santa station and remembers overhearing one little girl make a wildly inappropriate request. She asked Santa for “boobies as big as mommy’s.”

Woah. That’s certainly a surprise. We’re not sure how the mall Santa reacted, but he was most likely surprised and taken aback. What was he supposed to say to that? We’re chocking this Christmas wish up to the fact that this little girl probably idolized her mom and wanted to look exactly like her. It’s not that “out there” if you think about it that way, right?