Ho, Ho, Ho: The Wholesome, Inappropriate and Wild Requests Mall Santas Have Heard from Kids

Kids with wild imaginations are usually the most memorable visitors for mall Santas. This storyteller used to work as a mall Santa and remembers one shy little boy and his strange request. After trying to get the little boy to talk, he shyly admitted that he wanted “Alaska.” Confused, our storyteller asked what he meant.

This little boy literally meant Alaska. He wanted it all! He admitted that he wanted to be the king of Alaska for a Christmas gift. We can’t help but wonder where in the world he got this idea. We get the king part, but why Alaska? Alaska is a strange thing for a little kid to be fixated on. We doubt he got his wish, but here’s hoping he at least got to take a trip to Alaska!