Ho, Ho, Ho: The Wholesome, Inappropriate and Wild Requests Mall Santas Have Heard from Kids

There are two kinds of people in the world: people who like the crust and people who hate the bread crust. This storyteller remembers asking Santa for bread with no crust on it. All the people out there who hate crust can relate to this request. Most people would write this request off as silly and wouldn’t give it a second thought. However, Santa came through for our storyteller that year.

When Christmas rolled around, they found a whole loaf of bread with no crust sitting under the family Christmas tree. Talk about an epic gift! If our storyteller had their doubts about Santa’s existence, we’re sure this gift made them believe for a few more years. What a fun memory.