Ho, Ho, Ho: The Wholesome, Inappropriate and Wild Requests Mall Santas Have Heard from Kids

Oh, to be a kid again. Kids are great because they see the world through truly innocent, unjaded eyes. That’s what makes this Christmas wish so funny. Someone was walking through the mall when they overheard a random kid ask Santa for a blow-up doll. If you’re an adult, you definitely know what those are used for.

Of course, this little kid had no idea what he was actually asking for. We hope. He probably imagined it would be a fun toy and buddy to hang out with. His parents sure understood the implication, though! According to our storyteller, they looked absolutely mortified when their son voiced his request to Santa.