Ho, Ho, Ho: The Wholesome, Inappropriate and Wild Requests Mall Santas Have Heard from Kids

Some people have animal trophy heads in their houses. It’s a thing. This little girl took the concept to a whole other level with her disturbing creativity. While visiting a local mall Santa, our storyteller’s sister documented a very detailed Christmas wishlist that involved a disembodied horse head and an ice cream cone.

Our storyteller’s sister wanted to paint the ice cream cone the same color as the horse, mount it on the wall, and tell all her friends that she killed a unicorn. We love that this was the wish instead of just a plain old unicorn. That would have been too obvious and boring. Our storyteller’s sister doesn’t remember asking for this, which is a travesty.