Ho, Ho, Ho: The Wholesome, Inappropriate and Wild Requests Mall Santas Have Heard from Kids

Look, being an older sister isn’t easy. Not only do they have to help take care of their younger sibling, but they also have to withstand everyday annoyances brought on by said younger sibling. This little girl had a baby brother, and every older sibling will deeply relate to her Christmas list for Santa.

All sweetness and innocence, she asked Santa for a canned air horn. When Santa asked why in the world the little girl would want such a thing, she replied that she wanted it to wake up her baby brother from his naps. Apparently, she told Santa that she wanted her baby brother to know what it was like to be woken up against their will. Savage, but genius.