#29: Don’t Tailgate Me
Most people have the usual bumper stickers on their cars, like those stick-figure families, for instance. This person decided to take a different, more unique route. It reads, “There’s no reason to tailgate me when I’m doing 50 in a 35. And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.” In case you didn’t catch on, they’re talking about getting pulled over by a cop for speeding!
This is a pretty funny way for someone to acknowledge that they’re a serial speeder. As long as they’re self-aware, right? We’re not sure where this anonymous driver found such a hilarious bumper sticker. If they made it, they should open an Etsy shop and start selling them. The orders would start flooding in, in our opinion.