#14: Spiders For Dessert
Here’s a myth that I’m pretty thankful is false. Who in their right mind came up with this one? I know spiders can be creepy and all, but come on, people! Do you really think they’re crawling into your mouth while sleeping? Do you really think you wouldn’t wake up?
I’m sorry, but I’m just not buying it – spiders and humans are way too evolved for anything like this to happen. Spiders can tell when we’re awake and have no desire to go anywhere near something so loud. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I will put on a spider-proof mask and get some rest…