Critical and Cool Facts About the USA Every Patriot Needs to Know

Contrary to popular belief and fast-food statistics, the USA isn’t wearing the heavyweight belt for the world’s fattest country—it looks like our Pacific neighbors have out-snacked us to the title. Americans can take a modest bow (and maybe a celebratory jog) for not even cracking the top five.

While the U.S. may supersize, it doesn’t super-lead in every indulgence. It’s nice of those islands to tip the scales, letting the U.S. slim down to a more svelte ranking. Remember, it’s not the size of the country in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the country… or something like that.