#27: Freedom
Ah, the freedom of a bird! To soar high in the sky, gliding effortlessly on the currents of the wind, feeling the rush of the breeze against your feathers… it’s an experience many of us can only dream of. And let’s not forget about the perks of being able to poop on people’s cars with reckless abandon. Yes, bird life may seem carefree and fun, but let’s not forget the responsibility that comes with it.

The constant search for food, the need to protect your territory, and the potential danger of predators lurking around every corner. Plus, let’s be honest; nobody likes a bird dropping on their windshield. So while the idea of being a bird might seem like a laugh, let’s just be content with being humans and leave the pooping to the pigeons.