#24: Job Titles
Getting ahead in life, and your job in particular, has a lot to do with the story you tell yourself and others and the way you present yourself. See, this janitor introduces himself as the “head of the de-bacterialisation special unit of sanitary facilities.” We can only imagine the looks on people’s faces when they ask him what he does and he replies with his convoluted job title.
It’s enough to make you wonder if we’re all just making up job titles at this point. But hey, who are we to judge? Maybe the janitor just wants to feel important, or maybe he’s just trying to impress his mom. Either way, we suggest sticking to simple job titles that people can actually understand. After all, there’s nothing wrong with being a janitor – it’s an important job that keeps our world clean and functioning. And that’s something to be proud of.